Anything Everything and Nothing
( Hick's Homepage)
How glorious it is-and how painful also-to be an exception.
Oh
GREAT, your thinking, another nobody who thinks he's SO special he needs to
have a web page. Well, that's completely true. I am SO special that I need my
own web page, but if that was the only reason I could contain myself and avoid
this whole mess(I might be full of myself, but I'm not egotistical)
I hope you don't take any of this as
anything more than a joke. Actually I'm the person you've probably passed on
the street, and didn't know it, the guy who you know his face, but never his
name. I guess my on-line persona "Hick Smith" is the equivalent to
the character Happy Harry Hardon, in the movie, Pump Up the Volume .Seriously,
you should never take me seriously, except when I am ( yes it IS healthy to
contradict yourself on a regular basis).
Now on to the Good stuff...
Update: As of December, 2000 I am officially engaged to a
beautiful (and highly tolerant) pre-school teacher, Janice. Read a little more
of her, (and the whole story of how I proposed) on her website. As a tribute to the
upcoming Marriage(10/12/02) I’ve posted the poem “Marriage”
by Gregory Corso. This comical response to peoples perception of marriage and
rebelling against it, has always made me smile.
The dreaded "About Myself " page RUN and HIDE!!
My Rantings Where I open my mouth and try not to stick my foot in it.
The Batlinks,devoted to my favorite superhero,and future occupation.
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My New and Improved Movie Page (updated May 1st ) |
Other Features..
A book section primarily devoted to Sci-fi and Fantasy
A.C.M.E a new way to live forever ( aka My Attempt at Humor)
Body Language how to read it, how to control it.
Brain Droppings my Tribute to the best selling book by George Carlin
Okay people, I broke down and got a guestbook. Just what I need, a place where you can see how few people visit this site(notice the lack of a counter). I want feedback, and I nobody wants to send email, so I'm stuck with this, just please, don't make it nice page hick blah blah...be creative, tell me I suck, atleast it'd make it more interesting to read.

Questions,
comments or critical hate mail? By all means please send them to me, The Hick