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The Life Beyond ... |
Are you worried about the ones you love ? Few things are as difficult to face as the death of a loved one. The shock from such a profound loss leaves family and friends ill-equipped to deal with the many preparations for a fitting memorial Who would make the preperations for your funeral ? Do you want to cause them such stress while grieving ? The subject of death and final separation from your loved ones is a subject few people are willing to think about, much less discuss. Yet more and more are choosing to preplan their funerals or those of other family members who may be terminally ill or incapacitated. To make appropriate funeal preperations is not our purpose. We are dedicated to eternal life. That's right, no more worrying about your possesions after you're gone. No more concerns about your daughter marrying the man you despised for the last 3 years once you croak. With our amazing process YOU can forever check up on your loved ones. Want to make sure you see you're grandchildren's grandchildren, and make sure you're wife doesn't marry the pool boy the day you're corpse turns cold ? With the Astral Cyberkenetic Migration Expierence® it's all possible. Our patent pending procedure can take you from the mortal confines of your flesh and let you're spirit roam free through the civilized world. You heard me right, with Our amazing procedure YOU can be cyber-undead forever. You're Jorney to Eternity® starts with an introductory meeting at one of our 7 locations throughout the Mid-West. There you will get to meet a Migration® specialist who would be happy to show you some of our clients. With Astral Cybernetic Migration, a simple home PC with internet connection is all your family needs. |
| We start off with the Survey
for Uncovering the CyberKenetic Energy Recovery Potential
for the client. Using this interviewing tool we'll get to
better understand you, such as you IQ , personality
traits to focas in on, and guliblity. Once you're
S.U.C.K.E.R Potential is determined we'll be able to
acess whether the Astral Cyberkenetic Migration
Expierence is right for you. On your second visit, our highly trained staff will take you through the process of A.C.M E. Our method is different from other forms of preservation because we start early. Using our state of the art crystal skull cap and high quality internet servers, we are able to virtually download you're memories into you're own file. Bi-monthly visits to our clinics to add memories to you're file is recommended but not manditory. Our research has found that the average person, after being legally brain dead can retain short term memory for up to 24 hours after death. What this means is, after your death, we can transport you completely into the computer, with recent memories in tact. All that's required is that before you die, make sure you recite you're A.C.M.E. password, so it is also in your short term memory. Then you are on you're way to immortality, where you can do what you want, and live like you have before, hear what our recent clients have said about Astral Cyberkenetic Migration. |
| Simeon's Migration is great.
I used to wonder how my ex-husband would feel about not
having to pay alimony anymore. With A.C.M.E. he'll be
suffering all the way to hell. Thanks' Simeon |
Continue contractual agreements |
Keeping tabs on the Loved Ones |
My Son never liked me, all he wanted was my millions. I knew he'd rejoice the day I died, I never thought he'd kill me. Sure the papers said it was involentary mansaughter, but because of Simeon's methods, I am now able to keep the little bastard from electronically transfering my hard earned money. I'd recomend Migration to everyone. |
| My granddaughter has always
been a little on the wild side. I was afraid that in my
afterlife I'd no longer be able to keep her from out of
danger. But Thanks to A.C.M.E, I was able to guide Susan
to Christ69 off the internet. Sure I don't see her much
now she's living at the compound but, she's 15 and has a
family of her own. My dream for her achieved so young, Thanks Simeon |
Become you're family's Spiritual guide |
| We have several locations throught the the mid-west and north east , within easy reach, with plans for expansion east of the Rockys schedualed for Summer of 2000. Each location is staffed with experts in the Astral Cyberkenetic Migration Expierence. With locations in Erie, Indiania ; Castle Rock, Maine; Transylviana, Pensylvania; and Pigeon Forge, Tennessee you need to visit you're nearest A.C.M.E. center and you too can become immoratal. | |
| A.C.M.E. is not responsible for any loss of cyber-undead by power surge, data loss, mullenim bug, or any result of lack of personality or spiritual merit of the client. Use of Astral Cyberkenetic Migration as a means of world domination or other such criminal activity is strictly prohibited. A.C.ME. is not responsbile for any illegal activities commited by the client. Cyber-undead found tampering with private internet activities will be imediately sent to H.E.L. Web , the Home for Educational or Lameness on the internet. Those comitted to H.E.L will suffer eternity of only Disney.com, Public Broadcasting web pages, and home pages devoted soley to pet photography. A.C.M.E. is copywrite of Simeon Archibold 1998. |
courtesy of Hicksmith at http://www.cyberjunkie.com/hicksmith